1 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:17,050 www.NapiProjekt.pl - new quality of subtitles. The subtitles have been specially adapted to your version of the film. 2 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:22,189 Translation of additional issues in the UNRATED version... 3 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:27,152 ...and synchro to Releas: Scary.Movie.3.UNRATED.DVDRip.XviD-VALiOMEDiA Heniowise 4 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,951 I hate television. It gives me a headache. 5 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,955 You know, magnetic waves travel in the air 6 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,998 through television and television 7 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:42,543 so we lose 10 times more brain cells than we should. 8 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,628 Oh, come on. 9 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,464 "The cow says..." 10 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,842 For three letters. 11 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:51,635 Buddy. 12 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,554 Buddy! 13 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,473 Do I know? magnetic waves, brain cells... 14 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,184 I don't understand the connection between them. 15 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,435 You know what else I heard? 16 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:03,772 Magnetic waves decrease silicone particles. 17 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,236 Oh my God! Turn it off! 18 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,238 - It's not working! - You're holding the remote control upside down! 19 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,155 So what are we doing!? 20 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,616 - I don't know! - Oh my God! 21 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,872 Thank God. They cannot allow them to become smaller. 22 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,666 Come on, you're beautiful. 23 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,586 I wish I had your legs. 24 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,671 And I'd like to have your ass. 25 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:28,714 And I would like to have yours... 26 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,799 ... shaved pussy? 27 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,261 I won't give it to anyone. 28 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,098 This is all strangely terrible. 29 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,017 I know something more terrible. 30 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:40,601 What? 31 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,060 Have you heard about this tape? 32 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,353 With those who do it on the boat. 33 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,314 later in the car, and then in the bathtub. 34 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,940 and he says, "Hey baby, I love you." 35 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,859 and she said, "Where are we?" 36 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:51,361 - And she just said... -No! Not this cassette. 37 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,655 Yes, with scary images. 38 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,074 After watching it, the phone rings 39 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,243 and a terrifying voice speaks, 40 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,578 which says that you will die somewhere in... 41 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,454 7 days. 42 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,164 I saw this at Josh's last weekend. 43 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,499 Did you spend last weekend with Josh? 44 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,376 Oh my God! 45 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,130 Oh yes! 46 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,471 Now you know! 47 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,653 This is really strange. 48 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:36,865 Yeah, big house and only one phone. 49 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,411 Hello? 50 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:54,466 - Hello? - I'm coming for you, my darling. 51 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:58,470 - Hello, mom! - Hello, honey, are you having fun? 52 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,640 Ask which bathroom has a vibrating shower. 53 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:05,727 We're going to the beach soon. 54 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,897 No, that's not what I meant! 55 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:13,235 Well, unless the woman wants to be with another woman... 56 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,991 Hello? Hello?! 57 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,542 Katie? 58 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,254 Katie? 59 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,136 Katie? 60 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,438 Is everything okay? 61 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,777 Are you okay? 62 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,204 SCARY MOVIE 3.5 63 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:52,626 20 miles west of Washington 64 00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:12,479 God! 65 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,138 - Tom, did you hear that? - Shhh... 66 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:49,183 The dogs are behaving strangely. 67 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:09,411 Cholera! 68 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,330 Sue! 69 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,957 What are you doing here?! 70 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,667 She went crazy. 71 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,544 What happened? 72 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:30,224 I wonder what they're trying to tell us. 73 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:37,397 ATTACK HERE 74 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:42,027 And now the main morning edition Washington News 75 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,737 MORNING NEWS 76 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:48,158 Good morning, Ross Giggins, message day will be presented by Cindy Campbell. 77 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,244 Thank you Ross. 78 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,412 There's an unsolved case in Middleburg, 79 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,456 a mysterious wheel appeared 80 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:57,167 in farmer Tom Logan's cornfield. 81 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:00,712 An innocent joke or a global phenomenon? 82 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,799 We will keep you updated. 83 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:08,637 In any case, something strange is happening in this town. 84 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,347 Ross? 85 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,349 I'm sorry, but I wasn't listening. 86 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,435 The rest of the news will be available in a moment. 87 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,313 -Cindy, do you have a minute? - Bright. 88 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,483 I want you to look into this nightclub exhibition. 89 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,569 But I'm already dealing with the issue of the cut-out circle. 90 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,904 Stop it, you know it's nonsense. 91 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,780 No, I'm telling you! 92 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,991 I feel like there's something serious going on with these wheels. 93 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,869 You can trust women's intuition. 94 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,912 I can sense when danger is approaching. 95 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,289 Just... ouch 96 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:41,420 Cindy, we have a month of rankings. 97 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,006 People want real-life stories 98 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,632 i.e. something like she did yesterday. 99 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,551 Report on breast enlargement? 100 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:50,345 It's only 10 minutes with topless women. 101 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,181 Stop! 102 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,642 What's so interesting about it? 103 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,186 For God's sake! 104 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,104 People don't care. 105 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:03,025 They want mystery stories deep analyzes and... and... 106 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,902 And a twin! 107 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:28,050 Do you think it was some kind of vandals who cut down your field? 108 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,427 All I know is that my grain is gone. 109 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:33,889 The banks will take my fields if I can't repay the lease. 110 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:37,100 I have 60 days to come up with something. 111 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,728 I'm sorry. 112 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,772 The last thing you need 113 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,192 there are life problems. 114 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,110 Especially after what happened... 115 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,613 Sheriff, I don't need sympathy. 116 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:51,865 I didn't mean to make you sad, father. 117 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:54,743 Please... I'm not a pastor anymore 118 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:58,372 I lost faith in that terrible night. 119 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,457 Your faith will return. 120 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:03,544 It's just as certain like the sun rising every morning. 121 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,379 Sounds like putting everything on one card. 122 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:09,550 There is always an explanation for the phenomenon of these circles. 123 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:13,220 Maybe you're right, there are probably a few reasons. 124 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,138 And when we deal with them, I hope 125 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:19,810 that we won't see anything strange in this area for a long time. 126 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,438 Is everything okay, Tom? 127 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,440 Get some rest. 128 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,199 George! 129 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:37,703 George! 130 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,250 I'll need you tomorrow this evening when you pick up Sue. 131 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,501 The tractor needs repairs. 132 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 I'm sorry, dog. I can't help you. 133 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:47,838 I need to prepare for the performance. 134 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,675 This stupid hip-hop again? Damn it, George. 135 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:53,343 When will you finally do something with your life? 136 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,178 I have dreams. 137 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,597 - What are you dreaming about? - To have a dream! 138 00:09:56,638 --> 00:10:00,267 George, so far I've only been chasing dreams. 139 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:04,146 "I want to be an astronaut, a cowboy, a gynecologist to the stars." 140 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:07,149 And now this stupid hip-hop! 141 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,735 FYI, this hip-hop will make money for me. 142 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,570 I will win this fight tomorrow. 143 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,906 How to fight again? For the love of God. 144 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,491 You hate me because I'm black. 145 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,537 You don't believe in me, you don't believe in anything anymore! 146 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,372 So why don't you worry about yourself 147 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,874 and I will be worried... 148 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,977 Cody! 149 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,022 Late again, Cindy. 150 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,982 Sorry, I'm stuck in traffic. 151 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,361 - Cindy! -Brenda, hello! 152 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,697 Nice to see you again! 153 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,658 It's been so long! 154 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,952 Oh yes... Work hard. 155 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:04,623 You know, I have to stay longer at the station. New messages are constantly arriving. 156 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,625 What is this? 157 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,919 Your friends, family. 158 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,047 So, who's new in your life, Cindy? 159 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:15,092 You know, I don't think I've found the right guy yet. 160 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,803 I'm looking for something more than just good sex. 161 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,513 I know, you want to get involved. 162 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:22,099 No, I want great sex. 163 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,601 That's what I'm talking about. 164 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,020 You want something like: 165 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:33,151 And then he turns the pregnancy on its side and starts loading it. 166 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,155 Did I say you can stop drawing!? 167 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,159 Look at you, everyone wants to fuck you. 168 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,706 Brenda, you are so romantic. 169 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,084 Sure 170 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,837 It's like meeting Mr. "I don't know." 171 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,008 - Uncle George! - Hey, honey! 172 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,511 Come here. How are you? 173 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,471 Go get your things, okay? 174 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:06,143 I know you. You are Tom Logan's brother. 175 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,645 And you're that reporter Cindy Campbell! 176 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,939 You're dealing with our severed ox. 177 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,524 A cut out circle. 178 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,650 Yes. 179 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,862 So you're here to pick up your... 180 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,864 Cody's nephew. 181 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,657 You're not dressed like a farmer. 182 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:23,577 My brother is a farmer and I am a rapper. 183 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,331 Seriously. And that's 611. 184 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,957 Phone in need of repair? 185 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,043 More like 411. 186 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:31,502 Yes. 187 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:35,756 Tomorrow night I'll be rapping at the "23" club. 188 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,466 I don't believe in this shit. 189 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,635 Word. They should both come! 190 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:43,722 I will perform, rap, tap, dance. 191 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,267 Wa�, ma�, sa�, ka�. 192 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,686 Great. 193 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,318 If we say we're coming, will you shut your ass?! 194 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,320 Okay then. 195 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,656 See you tomorrow evening. 196 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,698 Papa! 197 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,659 Peace! 198 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,749 Who the fuck would do that? 199 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,216 Honey, what's going on? Do you have any vision? 200 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,885 There's a girl. With black hair. 201 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,304 He wants to kill you. 202 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,975 Your period starts in 3, 2, 1... 203 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,937 What else? Cody, what else do you see? 204 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,065 I see a little boy and a woman, but without a father. 205 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,984 Oh, Cody. 206 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,819 I see you kneeling in dog shit. 207 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,153 What? 208 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,407 For the love of God. 209 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,492 Cody, don't you understand? 210 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:48,453 As long as we have each other, we don't need anything else. 211 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,456 Cody, I know it's been hard for you after your mother died. 212 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,625 I only thought about myself, 213 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,627 I have always put my career first. 214 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:59,590 But from now on I will think about you 24/7... 215 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,091 Damn! 216 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,303 Wait, Cindy! Wait! 217 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:23,530 Honey, I'm leaving soon, so... 218 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,545 Do you know who she is? 219 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:39,755 No, 220 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,799 but sometimes he talks to me. 221 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,385 He'll come tonight. 222 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,692 - Father Muldoon! - Cindy. 223 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,694 It's great that your father could come. 224 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,738 It's hard to find a babysitter these days. 225 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,282 I like coming here... 226 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,619 Where's Cody? 227 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,082 I don't know, I think he went to play in his room. 228 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,335 Father make sure Cody washes himself thoroughly. 229 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:21,004 He has a slight rash on his back. 230 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,216 Maybe your father could put it on his back? 231 00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,467 This will only take a moment. 232 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,304 Thank you again, father, and goodnight. 233 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,893 Cody. 234 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,449 Yes, yes, yes, it's getting hot! 235 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:53,620 But before we start dueling, I have a few announcements! 236 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:57,082 I know you don't like being separated from your favorite gun, 237 00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,962 but please hold your fire until the end of the performance! 238 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,507 Now secure it! 239 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:09,553 This is on the left side above the trigger! 240 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,473 Get his ass out of here! But now! 241 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,267 All right! 242 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,936 DJ, rock this shit! 243 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,210 - My mistake. - Son of a bitch... 244 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,549 Brenda, what's wrong? You look scared? 245 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,928 I don't know. All these things they show on TV... 246 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,389 I just have a strange feeling, like something bad is coming. 247 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,142 Kind of like an Asian under the wheels of a car. 248 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:02,147 Cindy, if I don't go to bed after the show with some strange guy. 249 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,234 Or he won't get wasted and he'll sleep in a garbage dump. 250 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:08,654 Will you come home with me and hang out for a while? 251 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,572 I don't want to be alone. 252 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,783 Of course, Brenda. 253 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,868 I love you. 254 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,995 Pay for admission, okay? 255 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,790 Yo, Yo, Yo, George, what's up, man? 256 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,124 You'll sweep these rappers out of the way. 257 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,253 Are you okay, baby? 258 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,338 NO. 259 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:30,050 Finally, a white man will give niggas a rap school. 260 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:30,509 Yeah. 261 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,552 Yeah, I think so. 262 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,679 How many people do you think there might be there? 263 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,348 I have no idea, man... 100 maybe 200 264 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,517 white-hating blacks armed to the teeth 265 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:41,436 ready to shoot him for some shit. 266 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,063 - At least. - Word. 267 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,148 What's wrong, George? 268 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,317 Don't you think it's time 269 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,987 to stop living here and move downstairs? 270 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:50,320 NO. 271 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,949 How about we stop lived here and moved there? 272 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,993 My ass lived there 273 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,286 but she had to get out. 274 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:57,870 A word? 275 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,580 - Why? - Mice. 276 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,248 Mice? I thought she had rats. 277 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,083 No, the rats are outside, the mice are inside. 278 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,419 But if a mouse goes outside it becomes a rat, 279 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,212 and when a rat comes inside, it is already a mouse. 280 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,173 I've never seen a mouse outside. 281 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,049 Because then they're rats, you idiot! 282 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,219 Damn, that's a fact. Real shit! 283 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,346 Hey guys, what are you talking about? 284 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,848 What, George, do you need anything? 285 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,601 I will do everything for you... 286 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,686 Everything. 287 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:27,232 So, about these anti-white gangsters, maybe... 288 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,942 I need a gorilla! 289 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,986 Exactly! 290 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,738 You can be his bodyguard! 291 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,241 This is me, what I do is my job, baby. 292 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,120 That's what I mean. 293 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,371 Okay, I'm your gorilla. 294 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,456 Now let's go. 295 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,375 Tell me, playboy, what will it be? 296 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,669 Your destiny will catch you everywhere. 297 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:50,255 Ok, I'm counting the money, you sheep. 298 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,592 Better not blow out the candle before going to sleep. 299 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,011 Okay, okay, that was good. 300 00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:57,513 That's what I mean. 301 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,014 Not bad, isn't it? 302 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,058 Yo, what do you think? 303 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:06,480 I thought you both were terrible. 304 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:07,523 Rude. 305 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:08,565 What?! 306 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,651 I don't even know what I'm doing here. 307 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,821 This place is one big pathology. 308 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,001 - Ready, George? It's showtime, baby. -Okay. 309 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,628 I want you to know that no matter what 310 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,506 what will happen today on this stage, 311 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,591 you will always be in my heart. 312 00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:37,302 - It's called love. - I love you. 313 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,264 That's exactly what I mean. 314 00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,559 That's exactly what I mean. 315 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,103 Come here. 316 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,689 I cannot embrace you. 317 00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,149 Come on, dog. That's what I mean. 318 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,359 Kick 'em today. 319 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,862 Are you feeling well today? 320 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,488 Okay, fine. 321 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,531 We love each other. 322 00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:58,574 It's your turn soon. 323 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,659 Let's go, baby! 324 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:04,830 Okay, okay, ready for the next round? 325 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:10,711 On the left we have a four-time champion. 326 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,129 PX One, One, One 327 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:15,132 Some people call him "Jealous-always-needy." 328 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,801 Some people call him "The Boss of Darkness". 329 00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:21,013 - Some people call him "Joey Crack." - Put it in yourselves. 330 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,516 But today, welcome Fat Joe. 331 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:27,811 Should I fight him? 332 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,897 Bravo, bravo! 333 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:33,150 They shout "Joe"? 334 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:37,196 Shout "Go"! 335 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,282 Now pay attention! 336 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:45,329 He's a farmer rapper and you know that's what he knows best! 337 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,581 Say hello to my man George! 338 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,378 Exactly. 339 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,424 Okay Joey Crack, you're the new champion, 340 00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:59,051 so you have the first vote. 341 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,012 Yo, DJ, rock this shit! 342 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,682 The guest must be frivolous. 343 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,267 You have with you an 88 cm tall gorilla, 344 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,436 I guess he won't just hit me like that. 345 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,188 You will listen to the guest's groaning, 346 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,981 who doesn't have any rap papers. 347 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,025 He is white, but not real. 348 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,318 I don't think I hurt your feelings, 349 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,861 but you can't count on a contract. 350 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,947 He is white, but not real. 351 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,156 You are a needle in a haystack, 352 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,033 you have your master before you. 353 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,619 Forget about the cows and milk this bamboo. 354 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,913 So what are you staring at? I'm not a ham. 355 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,707 He doesn't even know that I have a child with his cousin. 356 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:33,001 My greatest companion is undeveloped enough, 357 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,129 I mean, you-you-you, I'm saying that Sad Joe is a guest. 358 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,340 You are a fraud, you have several sins. 359 00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:41,134 I'll kill you faster than I died in Empire. 360 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,095 How dare you mess with me? 361 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:46,139 You look like you have mad cow disease walking around. 362 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,474 You are a disgrace to this place. 363 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,767 You're out of this battle, man. 364 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,143 8 miles and away. 365 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:53,105 The door is that way. 366 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,232 Wait, guy! 367 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,360 Okay, okay. 368 00:21:58,443 --> 00:21:59,570 That would be nice. 369 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:01,238 Yo! 370 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,616 And now applause for my man, 371 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:05,826 George! 372 00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:08,537 DJ, turn the shit up! 373 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,254 Whore. 374 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,882 Rag. 375 00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:32,311 And all together 2, 1, 2, 376 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:35,689 raise your hands, because Fat Joe is already screwed. 377 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,065 All together 2, 1, 2, 378 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:38,859 lift them up. 379 00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,235 Watch this. 380 00:22:40,611 --> 00:22:43,113 I'm a white guy, but I have a sweaty neck. 381 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:46,074 I can perform miracles because I pray every day. 382 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:48,785 My best friend has never been in a box. 383 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,746 Bob and I experience the greatest misery in the winter. 384 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,166 How many hookers have I had? Zero. 385 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,793 And Marcus Stewart will be my Hero. 386 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:59,463 I grew up on a farm with no rhythm. 387 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,257 I have a place to live, a doctor cured my uncle. 388 00:23:02,299 --> 00:23:04,718 I can dance, I have black pants, 389 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,721 my middle name is Lance, my grandparents are friends. 390 00:23:07,763 --> 00:23:08,847 Maybe you think I'm crazy, 391 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,224 because my skin is not black. 392 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:11,433 But you can't insult me 393 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:14,102 so just back off. 394 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,527 Get back on stage! 395 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:25,239 Kudos to George! 396 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:27,324 This is my man! 397 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:30,244 Oh shit! 398 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:33,830 What the fuck is going on? 399 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,291 George, George, hood! 400 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,501 Put down your hood! 401 00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:40,420 - I know, now the hoodie number. - No, man! 402 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,547 He's already dead. 403 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,923 Are you feeling me? 404 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,592 In the hood. 405 00:23:51,974 --> 00:23:56,228 - It's over! I'm done! - Dude, you can't quit rap like that! 406 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,354 Rap-srap. 407 00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:00,858 See, you can still do it! 408 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,610 Thanks for coming over for the night, Cindy. 409 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:06,780 I guess I'm going through a difficult time right now. 410 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:11,535 Brenda, tell me, what's really bothering you? 411 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,539 Well, there's something I need to... 412 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,457 I saw the tape 413 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,710 I think you should know about it. 414 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,588 There were some truly shocking images on it. 415 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,507 Brenda, that was Marty Grow. 416 00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,092 He's never drank vodka before. 417 00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,427 You know how it works. 418 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,721 No, not that tape, Cindy. 419 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,140 I think it's some kind of urban legend. 420 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,351 You watch it and when it ends, 421 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:39,062 the phone rings and a scary voice says: 422 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,148 "You will die in 7 days." 423 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,443 And 7 days later... 424 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:48,530 - When did you watch it? - A week ago... 425 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,365 A week ago tonight. 426 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,075 Brenda. 427 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,582 Oh my God! 428 00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:10,969 Oh my God, you whore! 429 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:15,557 If only I could see your face! 430 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,019 She fooled me! 431 00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:21,855 Brenda? 432 00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,026 Brenda?! 433 00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:37,871 I can't believe I fell for this! 434 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:39,289 It looked so real! 435 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,290 Exactly! 436 00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,667 And all that urine! 437 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,753 I know, I'm good, right? 438 00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:48,590 I wanted to see your face when you're scared! 439 00:25:48,632 --> 00:25:51,718 You're so naive, girl! 440 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:01,478 I fooled you with a fake hand! 441 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,940 You're scared, girl! 442 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:06,024 I know! 443 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,943 Stop it, I was just kidding. 444 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:09,945 You're going too far. 445 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,532 Bring the rest of the popcorn. 446 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,873 Cindy? 447 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:24,459 Forgive me, I won't fall for it again! 448 00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:42,644 Well, no kidding... 449 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,022 Cindy, the news has started! 450 00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:47,858 They found a white girl in a well. 451 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,527 The police kicked the asses of 50 black people today 452 00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:55,490 but the whole world will care about one white person. 453 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:00,495 Cindy! 454 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,292 The TV is leaking! 455 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,212 Cindy? 456 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,340 What's wrong here... 457 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:30,400 Cindy, that bitch is messing up my floor! 458 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,280 Cindy, help me! 459 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:38,408 I'm not listening to you! 460 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:41,787 Come on, you ugly bitch! 461 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,664 Show me what you can do! 462 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:45,791 That's all? 463 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:53,507 I'll be on TV, Cindy! 464 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:11,233 Cindy, please help me! Cindy! 465 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,278 Okay, wait a minute! 466 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:15,404 Hello? 467 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,031 This is Father Muldoon. We're having a great time. 468 00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:20,325 Thank you again, father. Papa. 469 00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:21,952 Brenda? 470 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:23,787 Brenda!? 471 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:28,667 Brenda!! 472 00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:42,764 Oh my God! 473 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:46,852 Yes, of course, I'll tell her. Thank you. 474 00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,313 Sue's teacher, Brenda, 475 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:52,691 she... she's dead. 476 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:57,779 - I better tell her. - No, I'll do it. 477 00:29:02,618 --> 00:29:04,745 - Sue. - Yes? 478 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:08,874 - Your teacher was Brenda? - Yes. 479 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:11,001 She's dead! 480 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:12,294 Forever! 481 00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:14,880 She died in terrible suffering! 482 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:16,298 God, God, God! 483 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,424 Just like your dog! 484 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,800 My dog ​​is dead? 485 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:22,387 I just drove over it with a car! 486 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:25,933 Everyone you love is dying! 487 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:35,901 Hello, father. 488 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,237 Don't call me father. 489 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:42,115 I haven't been a clergyman since... 490 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:46,286 I'm sorry about that night. 491 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:50,916 If only I hadn't fallen asleep at the wheel for those 20 minutes. 492 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:54,503 If I hadn't drank that whole bottle of Jaeger-Meister. 493 00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:57,047 If only I hadn't killed that prostitute... 494 00:29:58,715 --> 00:29:59,591 Sayaman! 495 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,553 If I hadn't shared a hotel room with these two boys. 496 00:30:03,846 --> 00:30:05,097 Sayaman! 497 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:08,475 I don't see any connection to Annie here. 498 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,978 Sorry. Those were different nights. 499 00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:13,605 But if it were that night... 500 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:16,024 Mysterious night. 501 00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:19,152 That terrible night. 502 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:39,840 This is your wife, father. 503 00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:41,967 - She's injured. - Annie? 504 00:30:42,009 --> 00:30:45,053 She was hit by a truck and crushed against a tree. 505 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,430 I don't understand. 506 00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:50,559 He will live as long as the truck keeps pressing him to the tree. 507 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:52,728 I still don't understand. 508 00:30:56,106 --> 00:30:59,026 This is your wife. 509 00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,822 Did she break her sausage? 510 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:08,911 Look what's happening with the taco. 511 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:13,165 I don't understand this medical nonsense. 512 00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:15,501 I want to see Annie. 513 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:18,253 It is cut in half. 514 00:31:18,295 --> 00:31:22,925 Half vertically? 515 00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,343 Horizontally. 516 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:28,597 So this is the last time I'll talk to the top half? 517 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:33,769 Yes. Only the truck holds it together. 518 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,730 Let's say this is its lower part. 519 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:40,275 Can I move her for a few minutes? 520 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:43,403 I'm not sure what you mean? 521 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:47,574 - Let me explain... - Tom, go to her. 522 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:58,877 Tom, could you drop me home? 523 00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:03,465 Hello, baby. 524 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:05,551 How's it going? 525 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,011 I'm dying, Tom. 526 00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,680 Don't say that. 527 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:12,808 The truck barely had a scratch. 528 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:17,354 Baby, kiss me one last time. 529 00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:23,235 Promise me you'll never marry. 530 00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:24,736 I promise. 531 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:27,948 And no more sex. 532 00:32:28,574 --> 00:32:30,534 I'm sorry, but I didn't understand. 533 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:32,619 no sex... 534 00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:34,621 Honey, you can't speak clearly anymore. 535 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,957 - You must feel terrible. - No sex. 536 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:41,295 - Cruel destiny. she dies in my arms. - No sex! 537 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:45,799 - Poor Annie, we will miss her. - Oh Jesus! 538 00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:47,801 Yes, darling, I'm walking towards the light. 539 00:32:47,843 --> 00:32:52,097 Listen, just tell George to wave! 540 00:32:52,181 --> 00:32:53,932 Yes, let him wave. 541 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:57,060 Sure, you get it! 542 00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,606 Annie? Annie! 543 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,818 I'm sorry, buddy. 544 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:08,071 Don't call me dude. I'm not that anymore. 545 00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:10,908 Since... 546 00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:13,243 Goodbye, Tom. 547 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:31,261 I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks. 548 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:34,348 Brenda was a good friend when she was alive. 549 00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:36,433 My sweet Brenda. 550 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:39,770 She looks so calm. 551 00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:47,069 I wish God would take us instead of our daughter. 552 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:49,404 I knew Brend very well. 553 00:33:49,446 --> 00:33:52,699 I think she would want the same. 554 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:55,494 They arrived today. 555 00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:59,248 Photos from her last trip. 556 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:02,626 They are empty! 557 00:34:02,668 --> 00:34:05,754 You're holding them upside down, honey. 558 00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:08,590 Well, yes, of course. 559 00:34:08,632 --> 00:34:13,428 - Who's that? - It's Ralph. It's standing right there. 560 00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:20,018 Cody! 561 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:23,146 He's a boy, he'll be an asshole in the future. 562 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:27,693 Smoke as much as you want. You'll get hit by a bus anyway. 563 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:29,945 You won't fool anyone with this. 564 00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:33,907 - Cindy. -George! 565 00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:38,245 Hey, Sue wanted to say goodbye to her teacher. 566 00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:39,496 And you? 567 00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:43,417 -Brenda was my whore. - Of course. 568 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,922 - Is everything okay? - Open casket? 569 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:51,049 I can't believe they left her like that. 570 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:53,594 - George, she's watching! - He's watching?! 571 00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:55,262 Brenda! It's a miracle! 572 00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:59,683 I thought you were dead! Sue, your teacher is alive! 573 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:03,103 I've got your back, George! 574 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:11,862 Mahalik, she's alive! 575 00:35:11,904 --> 00:35:18,160 - Stop it! She's dead! - NO! We can't lose her again. 576 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:23,624 She's not breathing. 577 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,251 Damn it, girl! 578 00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:29,796 Damn you, miss! 579 00:35:34,635 --> 00:35:42,434 Stop them! What are they doing?! 580 00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:46,480 She's alive! She's alive! 581 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:48,065 Wake up! 582 00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:18,262 - It's over! -George! 583 00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:21,181 The last time I tried to help someone come back from the dead! 584 00:36:21,223 --> 00:36:23,433 George, don't blame yourself! 585 00:36:23,475 --> 00:36:25,394 I know you wanted to help. 586 00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:28,730 You are a good person who cares about others. 587 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:30,899 And that's why I like you. 588 00:36:30,941 --> 00:36:34,444 Thanks Cindy, but I don't want to screw up your life too. 589 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:37,906 The best thing they can do is get out of here. 590 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:39,491 George! 591 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,535 What about Sue? 592 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,912 Well, yes, indeed. 593 00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:45,998 I'll take Sue and then... 594 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:48,625 Wait! 595 00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:53,422 I can't lose my friend now. 596 00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:56,175 Brenda is dead 597 00:36:56,216 --> 00:36:58,510 Cody will reject me. 598 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:02,723 I feel like my hands are tied. 599 00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:04,808 God, it's so hard. 600 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:06,894 Wow, you're beautiful 601 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,979 and you lean on me. 602 00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:13,150 Cindy... 603 00:37:13,192 --> 00:37:17,154 I know you never thought about it dating a guy like me 604 00:37:17,154 --> 00:37:21,450 but if you're not too busy tomorrow night... 605 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:25,621 - Does that mean yes? - Yes. 606 00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:35,506 Cindy, has Brenda ever told you about a tape? 607 00:37:35,506 --> 00:37:37,549 What did she mention? 608 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:39,843 Do you mind if I go upstairs and take a look? 609 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:42,304 Of course, I go, I go. 610 00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:45,474 Cody, I'll be right back, okay? 611 00:37:45,516 --> 00:37:50,229 Lucky guy. He doesn't know you're a guy. 612 00:38:49,162 --> 00:38:50,831 Oh shit. 613 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:31,580 Hello. 614 00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:36,460 What? Willy Mace? 615 00:39:36,752 --> 00:39:37,753 And a fag... 616 00:39:37,794 --> 00:39:40,088 Who's a fag? Hello. 617 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,799 - ...not now? - What? 618 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,092 Can you hear me now? 619 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,344 More or less. 620 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:47,137 - Can you hear me now? - Yes, great. 621 00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:50,182 - Seven days... - Seven days? 622 00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:52,935 - Oh my God, will I die next Monday? - Yes. 623 00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:54,311 Don't wait, on Monday? 624 00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:57,898 That would be seven business days. Seven days from now. 625 00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,983 So seven days until this time? 626 00:40:00,025 --> 00:40:02,236 My watch is broken. How do I know what time it is? 627 00:40:02,277 --> 00:40:04,780 Forget about the time. Seven days from now. 628 00:40:04,821 --> 00:40:07,574 Christmas will be soon, are you counting it too? 629 00:40:07,533 --> 00:40:09,326 It depends on what kind. 630 00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:11,537 - Martin Luther King Day? - So it's out. 631 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,747 Why? Nobody works this day! 632 00:40:13,789 --> 00:40:16,250 Jesus Christ, lady, I'll give you seven fucking days 633 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:19,920 If I tear your guts out, you won't be so curious. 634 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:25,509 George, I don't care what I say. 635 00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:27,511 I'm signing you up for the next fight. 636 00:40:27,553 --> 00:40:29,805 Mahalik, I told you, this chapter of my life is closed. 637 00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:32,057 That's what I said when I dumped CJ's sister. 638 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,725 But look at me. I'm still hurt. 639 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:36,270 He's still hurt, man. Because of my sister! 640 00:40:36,311 --> 00:40:37,104 What? 641 00:40:37,145 --> 00:40:38,397 It doesn't matter, it's over. 642 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:42,734 - What do you want to do for the rest of your life? - I don't know yet. 643 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:45,863 Come on! 644 00:40:45,988 --> 00:40:49,992 Maybe my brother was right. I should settle down. 645 00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:52,703 - What is it? - Son of a bitch... 646 00:40:52,786 --> 00:40:58,333 - I have one more. - George, you can't concentrate on this. 647 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:02,337 You have to try this, George! 648 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,177 Now I think I've overdone it. 649 00:41:08,218 --> 00:41:10,846 - Yes, for sure. - We apologize! 650 00:41:12,764 --> 00:41:14,892 - Hello? - George, something terrible happened. 651 00:41:14,933 --> 00:41:16,602 I need your help. 652 00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:20,022 Cindy, are you okay? What's going on? 653 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:23,358 George, you have to help me! I watched this tape. 654 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,526 The one who killed Brend. 655 00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:28,113 The phone rang and the voice said that I would die in seven days. 656 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:31,283 Cindy, there is no tape that kills people. 657 00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:32,242 Yes, it is. 658 00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:34,119 And I think I know who can help you. 659 00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:35,078 Really? Who? 660 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,874 Wait, man! I heard Jamal from 19th watched it a week ago. 661 00:41:38,874 --> 00:41:40,792 And this morning he woke up dead. 662 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:42,127 How the hell do you wake up dead? 663 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:43,587 Because you are alive when you go to sleep. 664 00:41:43,629 --> 00:41:47,132 - Please tell me who can help me. - Are you trying to tell me that he lay down dead and rose alive? 665 00:41:47,174 --> 00:41:50,093 You can't lie down dead, it's abortive. 666 00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:50,844 No way. 667 00:41:50,886 --> 00:41:55,098 You can lie down without being dead, and you can die without being dead. 668 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:59,478 But you're in the dark and that's why you wake up dead first, stupid! 669 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,897 - Damn, this is good shit! - That's what I mean. 670 00:42:01,939 --> 00:42:04,233 You always have the answer to everything, man! 671 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:06,193 Tell me, who can help me? 672 00:42:06,235 --> 00:42:11,281 Aunt ShaNeequa. She knows everything. 673 00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:12,783 I think I should go to her today. 674 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:13,450 Today? 675 00:42:14,993 --> 00:42:17,079 But who will take care of Cody? 676 00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:20,999 George, we're going to have a great time. 677 00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,918 In my room I have puzzles, board games, 678 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,419 cards with baseball players 679 00:42:24,461 --> 00:42:26,839 and an extra airplane model. I'll show you in a moment. 680 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,798 Bright! 681 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,134 I made him a snack and gave him more milk if he couldn't sleep. 682 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:33,011 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 683 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:35,389 - That's the one! - I'm great with children. 684 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:36,849 �ap, Cody. 685 00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,603 I'm fine. 686 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:45,148 Sorry. Is everything okay? 687 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:46,608 Smart boy. 688 00:42:52,197 --> 00:42:55,075 - Okay, I'm going. - Yes. 689 00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:59,079 It's funny, that's all a child wants 690 00:42:59,121 --> 00:43:00,455 it's family. 691 00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:01,790 I know. 692 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:06,336 - Cody really likes you. - He's a good boy. 693 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:11,091 - For now. - For now. 694 00:43:26,815 --> 00:43:31,153 - Hello. - I know, you're Cindy. 695 00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:33,030 I'll take care of you soon. 696 00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:34,865 Aunt ShaNeequa? 697 00:43:34,907 --> 00:43:36,408 Bingo. 698 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,036 But you can call me Oracle. 699 00:43:39,036 --> 00:43:40,787 And don't worry about that snake. 700 00:43:40,829 --> 00:43:46,168 How do you weigh? Oh, sorry, I didn't notice... 701 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:47,961 T� vase. 702 00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:50,297 Please, sit down. 703 00:43:55,844 --> 00:43:57,679 It was a chair. 704 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,647 Yes, a chair. 705 00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:09,733 I know why she came. 706 00:44:09,775 --> 00:44:11,985 A great mystery lies before you, 707 00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:14,863 but you can't avoid challenges. 708 00:44:14,905 --> 00:44:17,658 You are the only one who can... 709 00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:21,036 - Orpheus, honey. - What, honey? 710 00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:24,498 Watch it again. 711 00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:27,793 Will you allow it? 712 00:44:29,419 --> 00:44:32,130 The Lakers won by 12 points. 713 00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:36,510 - Can you tell me about... - Cassette? 714 00:44:36,552 --> 00:44:40,472 - Yes. I watched it... - And the phone rang. 715 00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:43,559 - Yes, and that voice said... - that you will die in seven days. 716 00:44:44,059 --> 00:44:46,770 - Ok, this is getting slow... - Very annoying. 717 00:44:46,812 --> 00:44:47,729 Yes. 718 00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:49,439 Try being married. 719 00:44:49,481 --> 00:44:52,776 I'm having sex with a woman I haven't even slept with. 720 00:44:54,111 --> 00:44:56,488 Give me a copy of the tape. Let's watch it. 721 00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:58,532 Okay. 722 00:45:04,538 --> 00:45:05,789 ShaNeequa, can you tell me... 723 00:45:05,831 --> 00:45:08,625 Is the cassette associated with circles and aliens? 724 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:09,710 Yes. 725 00:45:09,877 --> 00:45:13,922 But you have to discover for yourself why this is so. 726 00:45:13,964 --> 00:45:17,009 - Look, it's... -A cigarette? 727 00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:20,262 I wanted to say: lantern. 728 00:45:20,596 --> 00:45:24,057 Lantern. This looks like fate to me. 729 00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:28,979 Wait, what is this? 730 00:45:33,192 --> 00:45:34,318 Oh my God. 731 00:45:53,795 --> 00:45:54,922 Well... 732 00:45:57,841 --> 00:46:02,346 - Honey... - I knew it would happen. 733 00:46:03,138 --> 00:46:04,223 Come on. 734 00:46:06,308 --> 00:46:07,309 Hell no. 735 00:46:07,351 --> 00:46:09,186 Get out of that TV! 736 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,979 What's wrong with you!? 737 00:46:11,021 --> 00:46:14,107 Screamed out of the TV! 738 00:46:14,149 --> 00:46:17,027 Honey, no! Leave her! 739 00:46:17,069 --> 00:46:19,530 We will have a trial again! 740 00:46:20,030 --> 00:46:24,952 - Kill the whore. - He won, he won! 741 00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:26,870 Pawn. 742 00:46:26,912 --> 00:46:28,038 Przybij. 743 00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:29,957 - Kochanie, nie! - Zabij� j�! 744 00:46:29,998 --> 00:46:31,583 Zwariowa�a�?! 745 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:36,547 What will you brush now? 746 00:46:38,215 --> 00:46:41,051 She chose the wrong TV, lady. 747 00:46:45,222 --> 00:46:48,225 George! Cody! 748 00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:52,479 George. 749 00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:54,606 What happened? 750 00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:56,191 I don't know. 751 00:46:56,233 --> 00:47:00,654 I played a fun game with Cody. I looked down and then... 752 00:47:00,654 --> 00:47:02,447 Trafi�em! 753 00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:10,330 NO! 754 00:47:11,957 --> 00:47:13,542 Oh my God! 755 00:47:13,959 --> 00:47:15,502 How can I let him watch the tape? 756 00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:16,837 I don't... 757 00:47:25,053 --> 00:47:29,057 - Hello. - It's me. How are you? 758 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:31,476 - All right. - Are you having fun in your last week? 759 00:47:31,518 --> 00:47:33,020 I can't wait for our meeting. 760 00:47:33,061 --> 00:47:35,063 Jeszcze 6 dni, tak? 761 00:47:35,105 --> 00:47:38,317 - Yes. - Good to know. Can I talk to Cody? 762 00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:40,944 Why? He didn't watch the tape. 763 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:43,739 That's right, I'm watching. Come on, Cindy, make it quick. 764 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:45,741 Leave us alone! 765 00:47:50,871 --> 00:47:53,749 - Hello. - Hello, I'm calling from Reader's Digest. 766 00:47:53,790 --> 00:47:56,001 We have a great offer for Cody. 767 00:47:57,044 --> 00:48:00,714 Not true! You're the one with the girl from the tape! 768 00:48:00,756 --> 00:48:03,759 Good guess, left him a message. 769 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,052 All right. 770 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:12,184 Can you spell? 771 00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:14,520 Yes I have. 772 00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:16,313 See you. 773 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:19,233 SEVEN DAYS 774 00:48:22,236 --> 00:48:23,779 I can't believe I would let this happen. 775 00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:25,531 I know, I'm sorry, I screwed it up. 776 00:48:25,572 --> 00:48:27,199 Look, we can still save him. 777 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:31,245 The answers to the cassette and the circles are in the lantern. 778 00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:32,871 You think I'm crazy, don't you? 779 00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:34,164 Of course, yes. 780 00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:37,334 The last thing you need right now is a loser like me. 781 00:48:37,376 --> 00:48:39,086 You're leaving for good. 782 00:48:39,169 --> 00:48:40,337 Wait! 783 00:48:43,382 --> 00:48:45,801 What should I tell Cody? 784 00:48:45,843 --> 00:48:50,806 Tell him I had a business trip. Whatever you come up with. 785 00:48:50,848 --> 00:48:53,600 I'll say I had cancer. He won't ask questions. 786 00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:55,227 I knew you would understand. 787 00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:56,770 George! 788 00:48:58,647 --> 00:48:59,982 Be careful. 789 00:49:00,023 --> 00:49:02,901 Something strange is happening on your farm. I know it. 790 00:49:02,943 --> 00:49:04,027 I don't know what you're talking about. 791 00:49:04,069 --> 00:49:06,405 Sometimes the sheep has to be pinned against the fence. 792 00:49:06,446 --> 00:49:09,283 - What? - Goodbye, Cindy. 793 00:49:33,473 --> 00:49:36,810 - Sue? - I can't sleep. 794 00:49:37,644 --> 00:49:40,981 It's time to sleep. 795 00:49:41,899 --> 00:49:47,654 Do you want me to fall asleep in your big, strong arms? 796 00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:50,699 There is plenty of room under the blankets. 797 00:49:50,699 --> 00:49:55,746 It's a hot night. We don't have to sleep in pajamas. 798 00:49:56,788 --> 00:50:00,667 - Where is my daughter? - Are you angry? I am your daughter! 799 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:01,710 You're not! 800 00:50:04,338 --> 00:50:05,589 Come here. 801 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:09,092 - What should I do, Sue? - I didn't touch her, I swear. 802 00:50:09,134 --> 00:50:12,971 - I don't believe you! - Please, for God's sake... It's a girl. 803 00:50:13,013 --> 00:50:14,765 You pervert. 804 00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:36,495 Dad! 805 00:50:36,745 --> 00:50:41,208 And how do you like it? Are you having fun? 806 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:57,933 Volume. 807 00:50:57,975 --> 00:50:59,560 Everything in... 808 00:51:00,853 --> 00:51:04,022 What is it? Costume... 809 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:09,570 - Look. - What is this? 810 00:51:09,611 --> 00:51:14,199 - I have no idea. - Maybe Cindy was right. 811 00:51:29,756 --> 00:51:32,009 Sir, I only need 5 minutes. 812 00:51:32,050 --> 00:51:36,847 I already told you, Campbell, no paranormal stories. 813 00:51:36,889 --> 00:51:40,684 I know. The station is about sex, violence and weather. 814 00:51:40,684 --> 00:51:41,101 Yes. 815 00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:42,311 She just reminded me. 816 00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:46,899 In an hour we'll need photos of a porn star for a hurricane report. 817 00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:51,153 Meanwhile, a tornado passed through the nudist beach in Charleston, 818 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:54,323 where yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered. 819 00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:58,660 Just 5 miles from where another naked couple was brutally murdered. 820 00:51:58,744 --> 00:52:00,662 Sports news. 821 00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:06,126 And there's a tape that kills everyone who watches it after 7 days. 822 00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:08,378 That's true. We are all in danger. 823 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:11,173 - Just not this. - There are also aliens who try, 824 00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:12,591 lest you learn the truth. 825 00:52:12,633 --> 00:52:16,261 - Campbell gone mad? - Believe me. This is such a disaster. 826 00:52:16,303 --> 00:52:18,222 Correction, there is no danger. 827 00:52:18,263 --> 00:52:21,433 I didn't actually mean what I just said. 828 00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:22,392 Yes, I did. 829 00:52:22,434 --> 00:52:26,772 Everyone who sees her dies after a week. 830 00:52:37,783 --> 00:52:41,787 I've been cleaning up after that asshole Giggins for 10 years, 831 00:52:41,828 --> 00:52:44,581 but I fucked his woman for 12 years. 832 00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:45,958 You understand what I'm saying, nigga? 833 00:52:45,999 --> 00:52:48,877 I rode it so often like your mother rides buses. 834 00:52:48,919 --> 00:52:50,462 He likes some chocolate. 835 00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:53,006 Shaq for president. I'm going down. 836 00:52:53,799 --> 00:52:54,967 Room 837 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:56,218 WASHINGTON 838 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:59,054 A cassette that kills after 7 days 839 00:52:59,096 --> 00:53:01,056 an alien army threatening the world. 840 00:53:01,098 --> 00:53:02,724 Who the hell is Cindy Campbell? 841 00:53:02,766 --> 00:53:05,561 If what he says is true, we are facing an unprecedented crisis. 842 00:53:05,602 --> 00:53:07,896 - Give me the president. - You are the president. 843 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:10,566 All right. So we already know everything. 844 00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:11,650 Where's my lunch? 845 00:53:11,692 --> 00:53:15,654 Sir, I think you should go on TV and convince people 846 00:53:15,696 --> 00:53:17,948 that there is no such thing as a UFO. 847 00:53:17,990 --> 00:53:20,701 Don't talk to me in shorthand, dammit. 848 00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:23,620 Aliens, there is no such thing as aliens. 849 00:53:23,662 --> 00:53:24,746 Partly true. 850 00:53:24,788 --> 00:53:25,581 Sir? 851 00:53:25,622 --> 00:53:28,917 A year ago, a UFO crashed in New Mexico. 852 00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:30,878 The body could be recovered. 853 00:53:30,919 --> 00:53:32,629 Could? 854 00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:34,590 That was Lieutenant Megson. 855 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:36,550 It was Thanksgiving. 856 00:53:36,592 --> 00:53:38,969 The body was in the kitchen. 857 00:53:39,011 --> 00:53:42,848 We roasted his ass and ate it for dinner. 858 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:44,683 That was the last time I saw him. 859 00:53:44,725 --> 00:53:48,145 The next day we made sandwiches from it. 860 00:53:48,187 --> 00:53:49,313 Mr. President! 861 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:50,814 - Please be careful! - Agent Thompson. 862 00:53:50,856 --> 00:53:52,608 Please move away from the window! 863 00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:54,985 Have I forgotten to put on pants again? 864 00:53:55,027 --> 00:53:58,780 No, sir. precautions because of this news about aliens. 865 00:53:58,822 --> 00:53:59,781 What's wrong here? 866 00:53:59,823 --> 00:54:05,037 I know what you mean. It feels like something is wrong. 867 00:54:05,454 --> 00:54:06,872 What is it about? 868 00:54:07,497 --> 00:54:09,416 2Pac is on. 869 00:54:14,588 --> 00:54:16,381 This shit is good. 870 00:54:16,423 --> 00:54:18,550 Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 871 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,251 Hello, Cindy. 872 00:55:37,296 --> 00:55:39,840 I am an architect. 873 00:55:39,882 --> 00:55:42,676 You probably have many questions. 874 00:55:44,094 --> 00:55:47,181 I have been watching you for a very long time. 875 00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:50,100 I just see. 876 00:55:50,142 --> 00:55:52,936 But what is the relationship between circles and cassettes? 877 00:55:52,978 --> 00:55:54,229 The answer is simple. 878 00:55:54,271 --> 00:55:56,398 You are the result of an anomaly. 879 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,234 Your anger will look for a list of probabilities. 880 00:55:59,276 --> 00:56:00,360 List? 881 00:56:00,402 --> 00:56:02,196 Grotesque? 882 00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:06,283 Or maybe a compilation of knowledge. It must mean something. 883 00:56:07,534 --> 00:56:11,496 Install cameras in my bathroom? 884 00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:13,665 What is this? 885 00:56:13,790 --> 00:56:17,628 Oh my God! It's been a long winter and I... 886 00:56:17,628 --> 00:56:20,172 - Is this some kind of invasion? - Sorry. 887 00:56:20,214 --> 00:56:22,883 I can't help you. I'm very lonely here. 888 00:56:22,925 --> 00:56:28,180 I haven't been with anyone for a long time. Not counting yourself. 889 00:56:28,222 --> 00:56:30,390 But this chair... 890 00:56:30,432 --> 00:56:34,144 I named them "Linda". 891 00:56:34,186 --> 00:56:36,647 Could you summarize? I'm in a hurry! 892 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:38,857 Why? You can always stay here overnight if you want. 893 00:56:38,899 --> 00:56:40,234 Linda is suitable for two people. 894 00:56:40,275 --> 00:56:44,571 - And it vibrates. - Stop it! Just tell me who this girl is! 895 00:56:44,613 --> 00:56:47,157 Okay, okay. 896 00:56:48,367 --> 00:56:50,452 My wife and I wanted offspring, 897 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:51,745 but she couldn't get pregnant. 898 00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:55,040 - Neither do I. - So you adopted a child? 899 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:57,292 We loved our daughter, but she was angry. 900 00:56:57,334 --> 00:57:00,963 She made the horses go crazy, killed the dogs, and destroyed the remote control. 901 00:57:01,004 --> 00:57:02,422 Really sick stuff. 902 00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:05,968 My wife took her to an old farm and drowned her in a well. 903 00:57:06,009 --> 00:57:09,555 After some time we realized that it was not enough. 904 00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:13,100 Tabitha recorded her evil on tape. 905 00:57:13,141 --> 00:57:15,352 I didn't want it to get out, but... 906 00:57:15,352 --> 00:57:16,562 But what? 907 00:57:16,979 --> 00:57:19,690 I put it in the wrong box and gave it to Blockbuster. 908 00:57:19,731 --> 00:57:21,900 Instead of my "Pootie Tang" tape. 909 00:57:21,942 --> 00:57:24,695 And he's been killing everyone ever since. 910 00:57:24,736 --> 00:57:27,447 Just like "Pootie Tang". 911 00:57:27,489 --> 00:57:29,491 But what does this have to do with aliens? 912 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:30,492 I don't know. 913 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:33,412 Perhaps they have come to kill us all. 914 00:57:33,453 --> 00:57:35,038 Alien invasion? 915 00:57:35,956 --> 00:57:37,541 I must warn the world! 916 00:57:37,583 --> 00:57:40,460 It has already started. It's too late. 917 00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:41,879 Oh my God. 918 00:57:42,296 --> 00:57:46,049 But not too late to make the old man happy. 919 00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:48,093 So what? 920 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:51,555 And now a report about the lights in the sky. 921 00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:53,599 A huge number of spaceships. 922 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:57,686 Worldwide invasion is likely. 923 00:57:57,728 --> 00:57:59,313 Are they aliens? 924 00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:01,648 The first film materials are already available. 925 00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:03,609 Disturbing material shot in the evening with an amateur camera, 926 00:58:03,650 --> 00:58:05,903 in Sydney, Australia. 927 00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:07,988 Please take a look. 928 00:58:08,447 --> 00:58:09,114 Here. 929 00:58:09,448 --> 00:58:12,284 Let's look again. 930 00:58:12,326 --> 00:58:14,494 Very, very disturbing. 931 00:58:14,536 --> 00:58:17,789 And this is what we received from Sao Paulo, Brazil. 932 00:58:20,042 --> 00:58:22,085 Let's look again. 933 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,177 Very, very disturbing. 934 00:58:30,219 --> 00:58:33,388 And this is from South Texas. 935 00:58:37,267 --> 00:58:38,852 Are they dangerous? 936 00:58:38,936 --> 00:58:40,646 One thing is certain. 937 00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:43,857 We will all be killed. 938 00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:46,193 We need to secure the house. 939 00:58:46,235 --> 00:58:47,861 Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson? 940 00:58:47,903 --> 00:58:49,821 This whole ceremony. 941 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:50,572 Yes, sir. 942 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:53,200 We must give the impression of a normally functioning state. 943 00:58:53,242 --> 00:58:54,451 Thanks to this, we do not cause panic, 944 00:58:54,451 --> 00:58:56,328 which is very undesirable. 945 00:58:56,370 --> 00:58:59,831 Right, we should protect ourselves against unwanted things. 946 00:58:59,873 --> 00:59:01,250 We don't want panic. 947 00:59:01,333 --> 00:59:03,836 Only a few presidents have had to face a similar crisis. 948 00:59:03,877 --> 00:59:06,964 I wonder what President Ford would do? 949 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:09,716 C��, this is the last stop. 950 00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:15,973 Thank you all and welcome to the White House. 951 00:59:16,014 --> 00:59:19,893 The Mother Teresa Award is given to people who 952 00:59:19,893 --> 00:59:23,021 who despite their disability 953 00:59:23,063 --> 00:59:25,357 helped others in need. 954 00:59:25,399 --> 00:59:27,067 Young, old, 955 00:59:27,109 --> 00:59:28,902 black, white, 956 00:59:28,944 --> 00:59:30,404 spicy Americans. 957 00:59:30,445 --> 00:59:32,823 Hey, how's it going? 958 00:59:37,411 --> 00:59:41,456 I am honored to present to each of you 959 00:59:41,498 --> 00:59:44,334 this is my figurine. 960 00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:51,049 Area secured, Mr. President. 961 00:59:51,091 --> 00:59:52,926 - Not at all. -Sir? 962 00:59:52,968 --> 00:59:54,845 I wonder, Thompson, 963 00:59:54,887 --> 00:59:57,139 what if aliens can take human form. 964 00:59:57,181 --> 00:59:59,892 It will look like us, or almost. 965 00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:01,518 No one saw this coming, sir. 966 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,937 We must watch out for any suspicious behavior. 967 01:00:03,979 --> 01:00:06,523 They could be anywhere, even... 968 01:00:06,565 --> 01:00:07,858 Here. 969 01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:10,777 My God, we won't even know when they will attack. 970 01:00:10,819 --> 01:00:14,072 - It's terrible, sir! - Don't panic. 971 01:00:14,114 --> 01:00:18,911 We walk slowly towards the exit. 972 01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:25,834 I'm coming, you'll never get me alive! 973 01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:28,253 He's trying to stun me! 974 01:00:28,295 --> 01:00:30,172 I'll take care of it now! 975 01:00:32,341 --> 01:00:35,302 You won't kill us, not on my shift. 976 01:00:35,511 --> 01:00:38,096 Good job, sir! 977 01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:41,225 Good Lord, that little one has metal teeth. 978 01:00:41,266 --> 01:00:44,478 Kiss my ass. 979 01:00:45,312 --> 01:00:46,355 Mr. President! 980 01:00:46,396 --> 01:00:49,525 Mr. President! Have you gone completely crazy? 981 01:00:49,566 --> 01:00:52,027 Like a fox. We need to talk to one person 982 01:00:52,069 --> 01:00:54,112 who knows what's up, with Cindy Campbell. 983 01:00:54,154 --> 01:00:56,031 She knows how to defeat aliens. 984 01:00:56,073 --> 01:00:58,450 These disgusting creatures... 985 01:00:59,076 --> 01:01:02,955 What the hell is this wallpaper? Go back to your planet! 986 01:01:02,996 --> 01:01:05,541 - President, is everything okay? - All outputs are blocked. 987 01:01:05,582 --> 01:01:07,125 I'm already looking! 988 01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:09,461 Everyone out of the way! 989 01:01:11,505 --> 01:01:13,090 This way, sir! 990 01:01:13,131 --> 01:01:17,386 - God, this is so exciting. - So exciting I can feel my nipples. 991 01:01:17,427 --> 01:01:20,430 Cody? 992 01:01:21,223 --> 01:01:22,474 Where are you? 993 01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:23,475 Baby? 994 01:01:23,517 --> 01:01:28,647 Following today's incident in the East Room, the White House is calling on all citizens 995 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:32,693 to secure their homes and prepare against alien invasion. 996 01:01:32,734 --> 01:01:34,278 Oh no... 997 01:01:34,319 --> 01:01:36,572 And now, exclusive news. 998 01:01:36,613 --> 01:01:39,283 The murderous videotape you've heard about. 999 01:01:39,324 --> 01:01:40,993 We are the only station that has it 1000 01:01:41,034 --> 01:01:42,452 and we'll turn it on all night long. 1001 01:01:42,452 --> 01:01:45,873 Very exciting. Let's do it again. 1002 01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:55,048 - Ready. No one can get through this barrier. - That's great, but we have to go to the basement. 1003 01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:57,009 -George! - Cindy! 1004 01:01:57,050 --> 01:01:59,052 There's no time! We're going to the basement! 1005 01:01:59,094 --> 01:02:02,181 - Cody, I was so worried about you. - Cindy. 1006 01:02:02,222 --> 01:02:04,850 It closed about an hour ago, I tried calling. 1007 01:02:04,850 --> 01:02:08,687 - Not true. - Okay, but I was going to. 1008 01:02:08,729 --> 01:02:10,564 Not true. 1009 01:02:10,564 --> 01:02:14,193 Cody, the thing is, you can't run away like that. 1010 01:02:14,234 --> 01:02:16,195 I wanted to be with George. 1011 01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:19,114 Honey, I know I wish I had a daddy, but... 1012 01:02:19,156 --> 01:02:22,075 Believe me, Cody, I'm not good at anything. 1013 01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:23,493 And certainly not in being a father. 1014 01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:25,746 Uncle George! 1015 01:02:38,342 --> 01:02:43,055 - Everything will be fine, Cody. - I would like to die young. 1016 01:02:43,096 --> 01:02:47,976 Cody, did I tell you what your mother said the day you were born? 1017 01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:49,186 NO. 1018 01:02:49,228 --> 01:02:51,688 I was with her in the delivery room. 1019 01:02:51,730 --> 01:02:56,151 She was going through difficult times, when I started going out. 1020 01:02:56,151 --> 01:02:58,445 Your mother screamed and screamed in pain. 1021 01:02:58,487 --> 01:03:04,952 It almost killed me. She bled all over. 1022 01:03:04,993 --> 01:03:07,246 She was losing tons of blood. 1023 01:03:07,287 --> 01:03:10,082 I have it on tape if anyone ever wants to watch it. 1024 01:03:10,123 --> 01:03:12,000 Finally he left. 1025 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:15,254 Your mother cut the cord herself. 1026 01:03:15,295 --> 01:03:17,464 The second time. 1027 01:03:17,506 --> 01:03:20,551 The first time he cut off your penis. 1028 01:03:20,592 --> 01:03:23,679 She was drunk anyway, actually, it's nasty. 1029 01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,515 The day before, we celebrated Saint Patrick's Day. 1030 01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:28,809 And she thought, "Hey, I've never tried Crystal Meth," 1031 01:03:28,851 --> 01:03:30,936 so she took some. 1032 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,354 My penis? 1033 01:03:32,396 --> 01:03:35,566 Yes. They sewed it on backwards. 1034 01:03:35,607 --> 01:03:37,651 Is that why I pee upside down? 1035 01:03:37,693 --> 01:03:42,406 Yes, but we will fix it. I've already put it on my to-do list. 1036 01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:44,032 Anyway, I'm already out. 1037 01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:45,534 Your mother turned to me and said: 1038 01:03:45,576 --> 01:03:48,745 "Hey, do you want it? Take it." 1039 01:03:48,745 --> 01:03:50,789 And she died. 1040 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:54,293 And I took you. Do you know why? 1041 01:03:54,334 --> 01:03:56,837 I had just lost a cat in a fire and I needed something 1042 01:03:56,879 --> 01:03:58,255 what I could pet and feed. 1043 01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:00,883 I missed him, Cody. 1044 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:04,511 I love you and nothing will change that. 1045 01:04:04,553 --> 01:04:07,389 Even the most painful death that we are about to experience. 1046 01:04:07,431 --> 01:04:08,682 George! 1047 01:04:17,357 --> 01:04:20,861 - Have they gone away? - You can't hear anything. 1048 01:04:27,618 --> 01:04:31,330 - Calm down Sue, everything will be fine. - That would be Uncle George. 1049 01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:33,957 It's a bit scary here. 1050 01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:36,335 Good job, Sue. 1051 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:40,923 I don't know what the hell happened that made the lights go out. 1052 01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:46,261 There is also emergency power, maybe this will restore the light. 1053 01:04:46,303 --> 01:04:50,682 Quick, George! Take this tire and lean it against the door! 1054 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:54,728 My balls! 1055 01:04:55,521 --> 01:04:58,524 Not these! Jesus! 1056 01:04:58,565 --> 01:05:00,067 NO! 1057 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:06,698 - Uncle George, I'm scared! - Honey, come here. Everything's fine. 1058 01:05:07,824 --> 01:05:11,954 What's there, on the other side of the door? 1059 01:05:24,383 --> 01:05:27,135 I can't see anything. 1060 01:05:42,109 --> 01:05:45,320 - Oh my God. - Can you see them? What are they doing? 1061 01:05:45,362 --> 01:05:52,411 They are terrible. They have big black eyes and grotesque teeth. 1062 01:05:52,911 --> 01:05:56,540 - I think you should tickle yourself. - what? 1063 01:05:56,915 --> 01:05:59,459 Oh no. 1064 01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,627 I think I want... 1065 01:06:01,879 --> 01:06:04,339 I think they want to eat me! 1066 01:06:07,676 --> 01:06:10,095 - Help! -Cody! Oh my God! 1067 01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:13,390 George, wave. 1068 01:06:13,432 --> 01:06:16,435 - I'm coming, Cody! I will save you! -Cindy, help me! 1069 01:06:16,476 --> 01:06:17,519 Bending! 1070 01:06:20,772 --> 01:06:25,652 Gonna die, disgusting aliens! Let him go! 1071 01:06:25,694 --> 01:06:27,237 George! 1072 01:06:28,572 --> 01:06:30,199 Enough? 1073 01:06:30,574 --> 01:06:32,659 You'll thank me later, Cody. 1074 01:06:32,659 --> 01:06:34,870 Cody, thank God. Come on. 1075 01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:38,707 - Daddy! - Sue. 1076 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,254 Mahalik! What are you doing here? 1077 01:06:44,296 --> 01:06:46,381 I told you man, we always stick together. 1078 01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:49,426 Thank God. There are two behind the door. 1079 01:06:49,468 --> 01:06:51,678 They are no longer there. 1080 01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:53,889 Okay, I can't go inside. 1081 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:55,516 I guess he can't open doors. 1082 01:06:55,557 --> 01:06:59,269 They are masters of the universe, but they can't open wooden doors? 1083 01:06:59,311 --> 01:07:01,271 This is probably the safest place. 1084 01:07:01,313 --> 01:07:04,691 Let all women and children stay here. 1085 01:07:05,442 --> 01:07:06,443 We're going to fight outside. 1086 01:07:06,485 --> 01:07:09,071 Yes. And children up to how old? 1087 01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:11,114 Come on. 1088 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,090 For me. 1089 01:07:41,019 --> 01:07:44,398 Sorry. I thought I was pressing the brake. 1090 01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:47,401 We don't need to call insurers. 1091 01:07:47,442 --> 01:07:49,486 Mr. President, what are you doing here? 1092 01:07:49,528 --> 01:07:50,946 I'm looking for Cindy Campbell. 1093 01:07:50,988 --> 01:07:53,490 She knows a way to defeat aliens. 1094 01:07:53,532 --> 01:07:58,662 Oh good, the air force is already here with its new, round planes. 1095 01:07:58,871 --> 01:08:01,498 We don't have circular planes, sir. 1096 01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:04,918 Oh my God. 1097 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,255 Wait, do you hear that? 1098 01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:20,017 - What's up, George? -CJ! 1099 01:08:20,058 --> 01:08:21,935 I told you we always stick together! 1100 01:08:21,977 --> 01:08:25,355 I took the boys with me. You get out of the wagons. 1101 01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:26,565 Who should we shoot at? 1102 01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:30,027 Everyone ready? Let's get to work! 1103 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:32,654 You stepped on my shoe, bitch. 1104 01:08:32,696 --> 01:08:35,616 Call me a whore again and I'll blow your ass. 1105 01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:36,533 Say that again, man. 1106 01:08:36,575 --> 01:08:37,659 Damn, Romey... 1107 01:08:37,701 --> 01:08:39,036 There's a corn field here. 1108 01:08:39,077 --> 01:08:41,538 Don't worry. The boys will take care of it. 1109 01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:42,831 Come here! 1110 01:08:42,873 --> 01:08:45,709 What doesn't suit you? You're about to get shot. 1111 01:08:45,792 --> 01:08:47,377 Your old lady. 1112 01:08:47,419 --> 01:08:48,921 Here we are! 1113 01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:53,800 And why would you, an old ass, be sorry? 1114 01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:01,225 On the ground�! On the ground�! 1115 01:09:08,732 --> 01:09:11,026 I can't believe what I saw. 1116 01:09:11,068 --> 01:09:14,988 These people died for their country. Sent flowers to whores. 1117 01:09:20,869 --> 01:09:22,829 I can't breathe! 1118 01:09:23,497 --> 01:09:26,333 I must have a weak point! 1119 01:09:31,004 --> 01:09:31,964 I discovered it! 1120 01:09:32,005 --> 01:09:33,757 Without heads they have no power! 1121 01:09:33,924 --> 01:09:36,260 Please, no. We come in peace. 1122 01:09:36,301 --> 01:09:39,805 We flew here to find the girl. 1123 01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:42,850 We must destroy it before seven days are up. 1124 01:09:42,891 --> 01:09:45,143 Does that mean you watched the tape? 1125 01:09:45,143 --> 01:09:47,771 Our satellites picked up this transmission and we thought it was "Pootie Tang". 1126 01:09:47,813 --> 01:09:49,231 This happened a week ago. 1127 01:09:49,273 --> 01:09:51,692 And now our entire species will die, 1128 01:09:51,733 --> 01:09:55,237 if the girl is not annihilated. 1129 01:09:55,612 --> 01:09:57,447 You see, they are friendly. 1130 01:09:57,489 --> 01:10:00,659 If they are so friendly, why were they choking us a few minutes ago? 1131 01:10:00,701 --> 01:10:03,328 This is how we say hello. 1132 01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:06,123 Hi. Nice to see you. 1133 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:10,752 What do you say, see you later? 1134 01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:12,713 I didn't need to ask. 1135 01:10:12,754 --> 01:10:14,423 If you think this is weird, 1136 01:10:14,464 --> 01:10:17,301 you should see us peeing. 1137 01:10:24,308 --> 01:10:27,895 However, we are not that different. 1138 01:10:30,105 --> 01:10:32,065 What's wrong with this place? 1139 01:10:32,107 --> 01:10:35,110 As if I'd seen them before. 1140 01:10:36,612 --> 01:10:38,947 Oh my God. 1141 01:10:41,783 --> 01:10:43,827 It must be the farm! 1142 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:46,496 She died here! 1143 01:11:00,427 --> 01:11:02,804 What's there? 1144 01:11:30,499 --> 01:11:31,625 Just look... 1145 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:35,003 People collaborating with aliens. 1146 01:11:35,045 --> 01:11:38,632 We are one big galactic family. 1147 01:11:38,674 --> 01:11:42,427 Family? This is what I'm running away from. 1148 01:11:42,469 --> 01:11:46,723 Wow, it's because you're an idiot. 1149 01:11:55,816 --> 01:11:57,943 This is it. 1150 01:11:57,985 --> 01:12:02,573 My wife took her to an old farm and drowned her in a well. 1151 01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:07,619 Little girl. 1152 01:12:07,661 --> 01:12:10,539 He is afraid of wells. 1153 01:12:30,142 --> 01:12:31,852 Cindy! 1154 01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:12,726 Time to go back to the bottom of the well, bitch. 1155 01:13:14,228 --> 01:13:18,232 - Cindy! - No, don't do anything to him! 1156 01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:22,236 Cindy, you need to go outside. Aliens... 1157 01:13:23,654 --> 01:13:26,240 Don't worry Cody, I'll save you. 1158 01:13:26,281 --> 01:13:29,326 Please don't do this. 1159 01:13:29,368 --> 01:13:31,870 You don't have to be angry. 1160 01:13:32,704 --> 01:13:34,748 I know what happened to you. 1161 01:13:34,790 --> 01:13:37,334 Tabitha. 1162 01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:40,462 I know what your mom did. That would be a mistake! 1163 01:13:40,504 --> 01:13:44,842 You were just a little girl and you still are! 1164 01:13:45,259 --> 01:13:47,261 Maybe your skin is just damaged 1165 01:13:47,302 --> 01:13:49,680 and rotten teeth. 1166 01:13:49,721 --> 01:13:54,601 But maybe you need a mom. 1167 01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:59,439 And dad. 1168 01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:12,536 We can be... 1169 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:14,746 Family. 1170 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:21,044 Thank you. 1171 01:14:21,086 --> 01:14:24,548 Your love broke the curses and set my soul free. 1172 01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:28,218 - I don't have to kill anymore. - Really? 1173 01:14:29,219 --> 01:14:32,556 I'm just teasing you! 1174 01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:36,185 I just wanted to wish you good luck. 1175 01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:37,436 We're counting on you. 1176 01:14:47,112 --> 01:14:49,114 Now it's over. 1177 01:14:49,948 --> 01:14:52,910 Everything's fine! He's our friend. 1178 01:14:52,951 --> 01:14:55,037 Thank you for saving our species. 1179 01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:56,997 Now we are returning to our planet. 1180 01:14:57,039 --> 01:15:00,959 - Goodbye... - Goodbye. 1181 01:15:20,103 --> 01:15:22,189 Congratulations, George! 1182 01:15:22,189 --> 01:15:25,776 You know we always stick together! 1183 01:15:43,627 --> 01:15:45,671 NEW 1184 01:15:48,632 --> 01:15:52,177 Oh, George. I'm so happy. 1185 01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:53,720 After all, we are family. 1186 01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:56,640 Yeah. You, me and... 1187 01:15:56,974 --> 01:15:58,767 Damn! 1188 01:15:59,518 --> 01:16:02,312 Cindy, George, wait! 1189 01:16:11,312 --> 01:16:15,262 www.NapiProjekt.pl - new quality of subtitles. The subtitles have been specially adapted to your version of the film.